The end of the world is approaching and CNN gives the opportunity to the representatives of different religions to address humanity. First comes the pastor, who says, “We have sinned. We are powerless to stop this ending. The north and south poles are melting, the waters will reach us, we have only two weeks left to review our sins and prepare for the afterlife.” The priest says: ‘The need is great, but we can look forward to eternal life. And we can pay off our debts to one another and prepare for a blessed eternity.” The rabbi is late. He bursts in, throws his coat over the chair, rolls up his sleeves and says, “People, we’re very short on time. We have two weeks left to learn how to stay alive underwater.” underwater.”